Entities-R-Us Ghost Hunter Comic

Top Ten Things You Should Never Do on a Paranormal Investigation

 

By Terri J. Garofalo – Entities-R-Us, Ghost Hunter Comic – http://www.entities-r-us.com

 

 

10. Forget Flashlight – Once you turn out the lights, you’re screwed.

 

9. Forget Flash Cards and Videotapes – How, the heck are you gonna record evidence? Duh.

 

8. Get Out the Ouija Board – Who knows what the cat will drag in?!

 

7. Request to be slugged by any spirits presiding – They may oblige.

 

6. Stick the EMF reader in the microwave – Talk about cheating…

 

5. Hum Petula Clark songs while collecting EVPs – Not only discouraging astral communication, but, savaging your music reputation once evidence gets reviewed.

 

4. Use Thermal Imager to find your coffee – It’s an investigation not a coffee break.

 

3. Investigate Hungry – You know those growls your got on the DVR…?

 

2. Investigate After a Meal of Refried Beans – Phantom smells become rancid.

 

1. Never Provoke a Demonic Spirit – You’ll have the living TAR beaten out of ya.

 

 

And, what you should never do AFTER an investigation:

 

Use the full spectrum camera to spy on the neighborhood naked person.