How to Make A Josh Gates Doll and Send it on Adventure!
on December 4, 2010 at 12:17 pmI posted this on Facebook, then realized most of you would rather read it here!
1. Materials: old piece of matt board, pencil, kneaded eraser (no that’s not a turd in pict), sharpie, coffee & coaster to protect ancient coffee table from its kryptonite. Sketch out Josh on board, make sure his expression is adventurous. Sip Coffee.
2. Ink in Josh with sharpie, then use the eraser to remove pencil lines. Sip coffee, forget to place on coaster.
3. Cut out Josh with scissors (you can use an exacto knife it you’re brave, but I already sport a slightly skinnier finger from mounting photos in college, so I’ve opted for scissors. Become so engrossed in what you are doing your coffee grows cold.
4. Discover a monster. In this case the Greenbirdosaurus Rex was available for demonstration. (Otherwise known as Albus.)
5. Provoke the monster.
6. Engage is a life or death struggle.
7. Battle for evidence to prove the existence of Greenbirdosaurus Rex and that you are not a crazy person for believing in the Truth.
8. Regroup.
9. Go back for more…
10. Survive with minor injuries.
I felt really bad sending mini-Josh to be mutilated by Greenbird… Albus hates little cutout dolls. So, I rescued Josh before he could suffer further damage. Sorry Josh, it was all in the name of entertainment.
Mutilated Mini Gates has been retired from active duty, although he can hunt Cookie Monster who sits on my computer speaker if he wants.
I did all of this for Amanda the ringleader of the Official Destination Truth Fan Site. Check out the latest DT updates here: http://joshuagatesfan.weebly.com/
IF ANY OF YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A JOSH GATES DOLL, send a pict to me and I’ll post it! You can also send it to Amanda or the fan site!
Tj
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