Again, another crop circle cartoon. You have to know there’s a ton of humor hidden in this topic just waiting to be dredged out. How it gets down to moles? Only the force upstairs understands how my mind works. Sigh…
When you think of a group of teenagers out in a cornfield flattening stalks with boards and ropes to make intricate patterns and freak out the world, it sounds like a monumental task after a few beers. The internet is chock-a-block full of photos of complicated designs in wheat fields across Europe, etc. That’s a lot of bored teenagers… The average teen attention span is comparable to a mole’s. That makes them an unlikely candidate for such an elaborate hoax. Besides, who wants to tromp around in a field when “Mega-Death Shoot-em Up Monster Mash” on Sega is calling?
Not to freak you all out, but it is more likely aliens are leaving messages for us or their friends. Apparently, Earth is the new Facebook for the universe. Then again, perhaps Mother Earth has decided to get into tattoos…
Lots of circumstantial evidence. So, according to Entities-R-Us, moles are the cause of “lawn circles” at the very least. I find that quite plausible. Don’t you?
Eat Cookies, Document your “Lawn Circles”,
Tj
P.S. I think I need to re-read the Hitchiker’s Guide series again… now, which bookcase?
