One again I am crossing lines… I just can’t help myself. It’s so much fun to get into religious hot water. At least I know better than to joke about Muslims… I don’t relish going into hiding for eternity.
Do you remember those catalogs showing up in the mailbox pushing toe separators, vibrating “face” massagers, AND glow-in-the-dark Virgin Marys, sometimes Jesus’? For some reason, I always thought these were amusing. And so I draw on that for today’s ‘toon.
Glow-In-The-Dark Virgin Statue from dandelionbouquet.com
So, please forgive me if I offend your sensibilities. It’s an affliction and I just can’t help it.
All in all, I suspect these glow-in-the-dark statues might actually work on warding off demonic entities. I bet they can see them pretty well and would find them quite intimidating. Once again, Entities-R-Us has shed light on alternative paranormal tools. Where are those stupid catalogs when you need them?!
Eat Cookies, Hunt Ghosts!
Tj
btw: Yes, I promise to get back to regular blogging. The holidays and some impending major decisions have kept me occupied.
We get those catalogues in NZ also. That vibrating ‘Face Massager’ is rather dubious. It looks too much like something which one should not mention in a public forum. LOL!